Porridge cookies. Not bad for a first attempt. #fillingasfuck #bitblandtho

Digital film maker magazine drinking game. Every time you see me lurking around in the background take a shot. 4 times now I think? #thenecromancer

Foley Lamp™ is also a good source of calcium. #foleylampfutureofrecording #ordernow #isthisjokegettingoldyet?

This wee guy clearly likes to live life on the edge.

80p for big ass French bread in Tesco. Don’t mind if I do. #skintfreelancersurvivalguide

Sandwiches all round.

There’s a cardboard cut out of a police officer watching over central station. #budgetcuts #torybritain #the2Darmofthelaw

Foley Lamp™ can even be used in the kitchen #futureofrecording #ordernow

I’ve used this recording of a kettle in at least 10 films and I’ve never bother fixing the typo. Good old kettle noiling 1. #dmss