Purty Skies. ☀️

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Probably one of the best stop motion movies ever made from a technical/artistic point of view. I love the sound design idea of using the same voice for every character bar Michel and Lisa. Story wise Michel is not a likeable character in the least, to me at least. But I think it’s to the films benefit. Is he is how he is because he is genuinely ill? Is the world actually full of carbon copies? Or is he just a self absorbed prick. I guess that’s up to the viewer to figure out.

Cat Attack

After a two year hiatus to I’m glad to reintroduce my “Graham sitting on things” photo series to the world. Available as an NFT today.

Mid apocalypse public transport part 3.14Mb

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Middle aged spider man’s are the hero’s I didn’t know I needed.

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This review may contain spoilers.

Honestly might be the biggest “swing and a miss” in movie history.

Interesting premise, legendary franchise, eye watering budget, great art direction, great actors for the most part. All let down by an INFURIATINGLY stupid script.

Weyland-Yutani seriously need to take a look at their HR practises. Every single person on this mission makes a pigs ear of everything at a rate that makes most local councils look like tactical geniuses. 1 day into the mission and half the crew are bickering despite having just made the biggest scientific discovery in human history. Where in the management handbook does it say that flame throwing your employees is acceptable? Can we discuss the moral implications of bringing a 2000 year old severed head back to life before charging in having not tested the equipment! WTF GUYS.

The biggest shame in this movie though is the engineers. Set up as super geniuses who plant the seed for life throughout the Galaxy. But when we finnaly meet a live one….he’s just a BIG SCARY MONSTER RAAAR.

Also keep your religious shite out of Sci-Fi movies please. Religions already ruined the world leave sci-fi in peace ffs.

I choose to believe Ridley Scott is a hack. 1 and a half stars out of 5.*

*the half star is purely for Michel Fastblender who is the best thing about this movie.