This pint glass is not as it initially appears.

It would appear my old bed has been acquired by a sleepy old dog.

Pun wrapping.

thisisalanmclean Miss scarlet did it in the garage with the buckfast bottle #glasgownoir

Got the virtual Christmas lights up.

#bromance

The slightly strange feeling when an advert pops up on Facebook and you realise “I’m standing to the right of the photo with a boom pole wondering what to have for lunch.”